Drive Like Eighty

Just for fun!
Lyrics are below the clip.



Drive Like Eighty

Oh, I can drive like eighty
I drive really really slow
Signaling a left turn
Everywhere I go
Yes, I can drive like eighty
The pedal nowhere near the floor
Oh, I can drive like eighty
Or maybe eighty-four.

Yes, I can drive like eighty
Wearing a jaunty hat
Staring dead at the road ahead
Man, I can drive like that
With my seat pulled tight up to the wheel
Just as close as I can be
Oh, I can drive like eighty
Or maybe eighty-three

With the windshield wipers slapping time
Like they did for Bobby McGee
The fact that I'm in bright sunshine
Doesn't even bother me
'Cause it's Rush Hour in the left lane
And I'm doin’ twenty-two
And the fact is I've forgotten
Where it is I'm headed to.

Oh, I can drive like eighty
Think of the gas I save
Everyone’s so glad to see me
As they pass, they wave.
And the road has really so much room
When you’re straddlin’ the center line
Oh, I can drive like eighty
Even though I’m eighty-nine.

Yes, I can drive like eighty
Even though I’m eighty-nine.

Copyright (c) 2007 by Bill Clarke. All rights reserved.